I think I’m a porn addict at 29. Truly, I jerk off to internet porn five or six times a day. I can’t stop doing it. I sneak into the men’s at work and use my phone. I preferred to wank than have sex with my now ex-girlfriend. It’s so embarrassing, I don’t know where to start or who to see. — Name and address withheld

 

I’ll attempt to not make repeated puns about masturbation, but I’m not sure I can pull that off.  So, son, I’ll just come to the point. You need a hand figuring this out, so I’d seek help from a psychologist. Porn addiction is very real and can be debilitating, so have a google for a psych in your area and they will most likely start doing behavioural modification therapy work with you. The good news is that behaviour can be changed. And yours needs to change. It’s impacting upon your life. Choking the chicken is normal and fun in moderation, but when anything becomes obsessive it’s not good. So, lad, get a hold of yourself, pull yourself together and fix the problem…ok, I’ll stop now.